Sometimes you catch yourself just staring at your girlfriend and thinking about footbal (or whatever). Strangely enough, once you realize that, your girlfriend will notice that too. And guess what will she ask? Of course, she will ask what are you thinking about, and all your efforts to come up with something unique will be wasted.
Instead, if you are lucky enough to catch yourself just few seconds before your girlfriend opens her mouth, tell her slowly: your glowing eyes make me happy. I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense, however, instead of asking “unanswerable” questions, your girlfriend will smile silently.
Win-win situation right? So, who won the last footbal match on Friday?